Paris Hilton Closes Entrances to Visitors

* Finally, proof that Paris Hilton is insane: She not only claims she's giving up men and sex, she also compares herself to Princess Diana. Not only does she crave chaos too much to actually give up the only thing that validates her (the men and sex), we doubt she'd ever be as philanthropic as Di. Paris likes to claim that her public persona is nothing like her behind-the-scenes persona, in which her voice is deeper and her mind far less scattered. Fingers crossed we'll get to see that behind-the-scenes persona a little more once the plastic surgery starts taking its toll.
* Like many icons who were raised Catholic, Madonna has once again bitten her thumb at the Church, performing her controversial crucifixion during a concert in Rome. Luckily, Italian fans felt her pain and cheered her on. Considering the controversies the Church has found itself at the center of in the past several years, it should consider itself lucky she didn't include pictures of priests in compromising positions with young children, or have Mel Gibson cameo.
*Will Tom Cruise be on the dole sometime soon? Studios recovering from an EXTRAORDINARY number of box office bombs are getting tough, cutting prices anywhere they can, especially when it comes to talent. In Cruise's case, the threat of unemployment must be most unsettling to him. Not only will it affect his ability to keep adopting babies to claim as his and Katie Holmes' offspring, we wonder if the Church of $cientology will kick him out if his income drops below a certain point.